天王Eminem,给小朋友的十条小建议,好好笑!

10. keep it real
别装逼
9. no one’s ever regretted a tattoo.
爷们儿纹了身,从来不后悔.
8. with foreign markets volatile,now’s a good time to invest in bonds.
外国市场变换莫测,现在是时候投资点债券了.
7 go see Toy Story 3 ,the toys are back in town.
去看< <玩具总动员3>>吧,玩具们又回家了.
6. always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artists .
永远要从经过授权的支持艺人的权益的经销商那,买正版音乐.
5. don’t get mixed up with drugs,gangs or oil 执行utives.
毒品,黑社会,石油泄露,这些事咱永远别搀和.
4. remember the magic words:”please”,”thank you” and “step off ,***”.
请牢记这些万能词汇:”请”,”谢谢”还有”弹开,小贱货”.
3. money doesn’t buy happiness,it buys crazy-ass happiness.
钱买不来快乐,它买到的是超越快乐,让你疯癫的快感.
2. if i sign something for you,and if i see it on ebay,when you go home,i’m gonna be under your bed.
如果我给你签名了,然后我又在EBAY上看到它,当你回家的时候,我会在你床下面等你.
1. don’t waste your time watching this show (the late show with david letterman)
别浪费青春看这个破节目了(大卫莱特曼深夜秀)